THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa;

Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe;

Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain;

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece;

Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain;

With a glorious  and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel;

Has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada;

Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet;

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 90, a man is like <enter the country of choice here>, ruled by nuts.

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